What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:59
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How do you identify a woman player?
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What is your interpretation of the movie Rocky? What makes it a good film in your opinion?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
Have you experimented with bestiality?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.